I am the mayor of Meth City. In Meth City, weight is measured in Meths. For example, the average resident in Meth City weighs approx. 14 Meths. This equals roughly 21 pounds. The currency of Meth City: Scabs. There is no easy conversion of Scabs to dollars, as this particular currency works mostly as a barter system. The population of Meth City is nebulous and everchanging, so you're always sure to see a new face. Paradise Engineers, Pharmacists, and Better-Than-Life Juice-Makers are all encouraged to visit Meth City, as it can be assured that they will find Meth City a challenging and rewarding Metropolis.
Life or Meth? Choose Meth City.
*Paid for by the Metropolian Meth City Council.
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