Welcome to the Blog of Lies. It's just sooo wonderful of you to be here. Occasionally out of my own selflessness I will bless you with a Lie of the Day. Congradulations. Today is that day:
Last Tuesday I flew a kite. Torn from my grasp by a gust of wind, the kite flew away. It landed in the Atlantic Ocean where it was promptly swallowed by a lone Orca whale.
On another note, I heard that Kim* and Jeffery* where caught "doing it" in the copy room.
*names have been fabricated to protect people who do not exist.
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