Okay I have a confession to make. I was drunk. I didn't think anyone would actually read what I wrote. So, when I hacked into Mr. Mark Foley's email account and wrote some sensual emails (yes, they were SENSUAL. The left-wing liberal media has made the emails seem far more perverted than they were) to one of the guys I went to High School with, I didn't think anyone would read them. My former school mate just happened to be a paige to Mr. Foley. My little joke got out of hand, I admit. Not my fault. I would apologise, but it is not my fault. I didn't tell the liberal media. That was somebody else.
So, to whoever leaked those emails: Way to take a joke, JERK.
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