Saturday, October 07, 2006

Lie of the Ever-so-Often

Whew, I never realized how exhausting lying everyday could be. I mean, at first it was fun, very carefree. But now, I don't know. Maybe it's a crisis of Lying Faith.

For those of you who are unaware, Lying Faith is the belief that most liars have their mistruths are credible. Not quite a religion, Lying Faith is a practice that been around since approx. 904 AD, in Flanders. It's not known who started Lying Faith, but rumors have claimed Kit Von Furban, Paul Van Reuban, Peter Paul Ruben and Rubeus Hagrid as possible founders.

To all of you who practice Lying Faith, let's not forget our upcoming holiday -Liar's Day- which of course is celebrated on Oct. 15th. Or is it Nov. 15th? Maybe Nov. 3rd? Everyone I ask says something different.

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