Showing posts with label Conspiracy Theories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conspiracy Theories. Show all posts

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Oh Gawd, why Anna Nicole?!?!?!

No drugs in her system? Inconclusive autopsy results?
There is only one answer:
Vampires.

We all need to watch out and hope that before the undead killed our beloved Anna Nicole, they didn't turn her into a blood-sucking hell-bitch. Because last time I checked, there is no slayer stepping up to take over. Thanks Buffy. Thanks for nothing.

Rest in Peace, Ms. Smith. R.I.P.